There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
So many bounce houses so little time
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I have feelings that need drinking.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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