im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
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