i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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