If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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