just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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