In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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