there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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