dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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