we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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