i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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