I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
it's great music for shaving your balls
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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