i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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