My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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