Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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