When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
he quoted the bible to break up with me
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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