yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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