We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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