I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm like, not good at living.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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