So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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