Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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