Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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