Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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