I want to stick my p in your. b.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
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