If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
