So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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