belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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