Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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