i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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