In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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