i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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