oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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