u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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