Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
