I need help removing her.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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