nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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