Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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