is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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