bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
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