yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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