i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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