Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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