I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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