Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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