i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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