Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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