she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
well most of my day revolves around power hour
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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