even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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