I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Can i not drive my cunt home
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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