Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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