you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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