if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize
