Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize