you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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