He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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